Top Business opportunities

Play Golf?

2009-02-17T12:35:00.000-08:00

Golf. Is it really a game? So many people say they are going to “play” a round of golf, but then they take it so seriously that they run the risk of a heart attack.
The growth of the Mashie courses in and around my home city is great. For some reason people really do “play” when they are only on the short holed version of the game. It is clear when you see perfectly competent golfers trying to hit a shot, that would normally require a soft chip, having fun putting with their 7 iron.

On my blog spot I carry a fairly large range of golf improvement e-courses, and I am so very grateful that I am such a laid back person, as most of the e-courses I will never need personally. I don’t give a fig if my slice is so firmly entrenched into my game that I have to stand skew when I drive.

Now this is the bit that so amuses me - it completely aggravates those people that are my playing partners. Why should it bother them so much? At least half of the guys that I play with totally cannot handle seeing me not caring or freaking out when I do the dumbest stuff. I am the type of golfer that asks my playing partners if it is ok if I move my ball when I have hit it into a stupid place. (And to be honest, half the time it is off the tee when I have tried to do something impossible). So they say, no problem, rob, you play your own game. And then within three holes I can see they are fuming. Yeah, generally it is with them, they put too much pressure on themselves. But a lot of the time it seems to me to be because I am having too much fun. You see if I personally don’t get all wired up when I hit the nearest tree; I find that it really is the most fantastic way to spend some time. If I am going to spend so much money chasing after a ball then at least enjoy it. And my advice is that if the ball land in a dumb spot, move the silly thing. Hell it is good for your heart.

Here is another good reason to play the ‘rob’ way. Because you are relaxed, every second hole gives you a few really brilliant shots. You know those ones that make you think you could take on tiger or Ernie any day. And yes I do think that on the right day with the exact circumstances I could beat those two.
Ha ha, they would both have to be drunk, but I am sure I could wangle that. Easy.

I forgot what I started out to tell you. But now I remember, those of you that have all these stress issues with the really simple game of golf, I just wanted to say, come to my site, I have a lot of those e-courses that you need. There is stuff like how to cure your slice – my way is to stand skew. Another I have is how to increase the length of your drive – my way is to walk a bit down from the tee off spot and start there. And more.
In fact I will go so far as to say that if you have a problem that I don’t have an e-course for, I will find you an expert to fix it. Or at the very worst, teach you my way.

Hey that is a great idea. If in the future you see a new e-course book thingmy that gives you “THE 18 GREATEST SHORTCUTS ON A GOLF COURSE” be very careful, it might just be golf the ‘’rob’ way. And most of you call that cheating.
“Robs” way rocks.
Until the next riveting golf story. Cheers.

http://never-under-par.blogspot.com/

victim

2009-02-16T03:47:00.000-08:00

i have been struck by lightning! well not me but the blogging control desk,(my motherboard).
so now if i was displaying signs of confusion before, you should try being in my head now.
i enjoy it.
but with my TV and computer cooked at the same time, i am learning to read again.
NOT!
don't be silly, i have borrowed a laptop, and am struggling through the slowness of it all. all my pics, and history is hidden in the fried motherboard.
insurance should get it all into a pile for me soon.
and then i am gonna come back and pick on all of you.

going.
bye

my hammock world

2009-02-02T11:12:00.001-08:00

when you spend a large amount of your time defying gravity in a hammock, it is no wonder your thoughts swing back and forth.i have decided to cart the horse put to before, in a manner of speaking, or if you prefer, tackies the by the cat grab! got it? I'm glad as most of the time i don't. what it means is i am going to redo my website. that is the one about hammocks. i have actually got about 25 websites, but it is the hammock one i am talking about.but i can't do it now. it is going to take about 2 weeks, sorry. (because it is hard for an old school type like me to do that- that's why!) when it does change there will be less stuff on the site. well think about it, some of those tables and chairs are a lot of work to make, and are definitely not as soft to sit in as the hammocks.but the hammock range is going to increase. there will be dog hammocks, cat hammocks, dog car hammocks, baby hammocks and skinny hammocks and huge hammocks, also heavy hammocks - aah you know what i mean.this blogger place just did a thing that i love. i did a spell check, 'cause i have to. but normally spellchecks are very rude to me, going on and on about fragmented sentences and stuff. and it is not nice you see, because that is how i think. (think is of course used loosely).so if you arrived here looking to buy a hammock, that is good, but---- a warning. the link to the site works, great. the site works too, but some of the things on the site i will refuse to do. how silly is that.so the best advice is look at it all, but wait until you have e-mailed me before you tell anybody that you are going to order that "brilliant-looking-chair-thing" you saw on my site. even though all my stuff is brilliant. i promise.So just to add to this and probably repeat myself, there is a chair on my website called a land chair. And it is my best seller, and I know that you have never heard of a “land chair”. Come and see. A warning though, it does encourage you to drink more alcohol. For the benefit of those of you in faraway lands, the normal retail price of these is about two hundred and fifty dollars (south African rands to us) and that is a bargain.
Hey, here is some news, my dog hammock costs about twenty dollars, and is about half the price of one in the united kingdom. So what I need you all to do is get in a line, show me the money, and I will rush outside and start to build you all some beautiful dog hammocks. Just kidding, get yourself a dog first!
OK, i have had enough for today.look at the pics,sing the songs,etc,i will be back.yeah!
Ah yeah, try – http://www.designsmith.co.za

digital photography for profit

2009-01-30T11:11:00.000-08:00

Amateur DIGITAL PHOTOS are in HIGH DEMAND! With a digital camera, two hours of free time, and some picture taking fun, you can easily earn R2000 a day enjoying the career of your dreams. Today, there's a growing demand for all kinds of G-rated amateur photos … If you can click a button and upload your photos on the Internet, you can turn your love for photography into instant cash! UNLIMITED EARNINGS: Work part-time or full-time hours; you decide. The more pictures you take, the more money you'll make. GREAT RESIDUAL INCOME: Just upload your pictures once, and earn up to 60% from every repeat sale. FLEXIBLE HOURS: Work only when you feel like it, from anywhere in the world. HUGE TAX SAVINGS: Operate a home office or snap pictures as you travel-it all adds up to additional tax savings. EXPRESS YOUR CREATIVITY: Keep doing the activities you love and showcase your passion and zest for life though your photographs. Without an ounce of experience, special equipment, or photography skills you can join the 18,000 amateur photographers currently making a full-time living doing something they absolutely love! You see, over a million new businesses start up each year. And one of the first things those new businesses need is marketing materials. Makes sense right? Furthermore, how often do you see marketing materials (websites, brochures, newspaper ads) without any pictures? Rarely, I bet. PHOTO SITES JUST CAN'T KEEP UP WITH THE DEMAND! And that, my friend, has created what I call a "rock-solid advantage" for everyday people like you and me. Because, as long as you have a digital camera, an Internet connection and a few hours a week to spare, you can immediately start a fun and lucrative career as an online photographer. Right now, photographic websites are crying for more photos. Most are struggling to accommodate the hundreds of thousands of image buyers currently browsing through their websites. Seriously, photos are in such high demand that Getty Images (the parent of iStockphoto) reported annual revenue of $857.6 million in 2007 - and since most of their pictures sell for around R20 to R150 - it doesn't take a genius to see how lucrative this business can be. Plus, I also know of five new photographic websites that just opened their doors, who are eager to cash in on this growing trend. They are desperate for photos and will pay top dollar for the right ones. It's a cash-rich opportunity that's allowing thousands of everyday people to make an above average living, from the comfort of their own home. Ideal for stay-at-home moms, graduates that are in between jobs, students who want some part-time earnings, and even retired couples living on a fixed pension - it's a wonderful way to earn extra money, pay down debts, or to tuck away extra cash for a rainy day. Imagine having the flexibility to take time off when your kids are sick; to enjoy your retirement without the financial worry; or to sleep in and work later, after you've had a lousy nights sleep? DO NOT JUST TAKE MY WORD FOR IT, visit http://www.productsupplycenter.com/web177961/

BEGINNER INTERNET INCOME two

2009-01-30T00:42:00.000-08:00

Hey hello again. Rob here again. I have no idea if anybody has seen this article thing, so I will explain quickly, again. I am a complete beginner this is my third article thingy. But the second of this lot. Trying to get you guys to see what you cause. This could be my ninth day. Maybe.
Wow how new is that. Nine days ago I stopped searching for words like, make money from home, jobs online, millions of dollars available and things like surveys, profits etc. now I am seeing them repeated daily in my training. You have got to be kidding me. I have become one of those people who I see standing and twitching uncontrollably. A.d.d. as you could call it... I have been swamped with 180 hours of new information. I have been taught how to write a headline. Really. Aw come on I read newspapers daily, and I am here in Africa. You can’t scare me with headlines. During this training I have been taught to write paragraphs in a coherent fashion. Well maybe next time. Right now I am too busy telling you this story.
You are all welcome to check that if; in the future I did eventually learn to do this correctly. Probably not. But like I said last time I do have a lot of difficulty with rules. Which is why I am self employed.
And happy about it.
They are also trying to teach me advertising things, like how to make this article thing the right length. So if you see random numbers every now and again then please just ignore them. I will try not to leave the number count bit in. (286). And hey based on how little I know, would somebody please tell me which tab thing to hold down while I push another tab thing to see how many words I have done. Instead of the 2, 4, 6, 8 method I am still using. Thanks. Do it to rob@designsmith.co.za
Now I know what this means. A huge pile of you have immediately gone and opened another tab (which I know how to do now) and are checking up my website in the co.za area. And yes I do know that the site is a little confusing. That is the small business I have been running for 12 years. But what is true and you cannot ever change this is, those hammock things are really comfortable. Ah, shame on you, you have distracted me. Again.
And no, I will not buy some of the stuff you are going to send me. But I will read it. At 3 in the morning. Take your chances.
The main reason I bought into your world is to make some money. And being in Africa, dollars are an extremely attractive thing. So I am still going to wade through my training lessons. And when I finally get it. I will also be able to run advertising things offering free jobs, which you eventually have to pay for, or my best - Work from home for only one hour a day and earn more money and achieve financial freedom within 7 days. I love that one.
I have started running advertisements on the free ad sites. I am even getting quite a few replies. I have put financial ads in the auction sites and started sending e mails offering home business opportunities. I have set up and was given a bunch of downloadable products. Hey, I am an affiliate. How cool is that. Thanks to the jackpot site that I bought. The training has been so brilliant. Oh, yes and tiring. I am so pleased with my product that I am bubbling with potential. They told me to mention that you must click on my site at the bottom of this page to see how cool my product is. Thanks.
Er I think they also told me to try to put in those keywords. But then they also told me not to put them in too many time because of some reason or another. I will find out when I go through my notes one day. Thanks again for the confusion.
I am going to get back to my training. But would you please watch out for the 3rd issue of my story. Thanks. Byehttp://androb.thebestbizreview.com/

professional business beginnings

2009-01-28T22:50:00.000-08:00

hi. rob here. after setting up my blogger page, i then had the joy of seeing the results. from a new business point of view it is great. with the added advantage of adsense, i hope to grow it all in the future. if anyone wants to start up their own small business on the internet today there is so many tools and help available. i am a new owner of just 10 days old, and am amazed as to how much i have learned. i bought this incredible affilliate bussiness system, which allows me to start to do almost any business i want to on the internet. what is going to be even more exciting is that in south africa, there are a number of undersea cables being laid presently, and they are going online soon. this is going to open up the market in a big way. internet connection prices are going to start coming down and more people will join. whith my new work from home system, i plan to have advertising in place, offering profits, opportunities, start up businesses and home business ideas to all who want to join the future malls of the world. to see the opportunity that i am so impressed with go to ;http://androb.netsalaries.com/, or another option is ;http://androb.thebestbizreview.com/. thanks for listening, or is it reading? have a great day everybody.

BEGINNER INTERNET INCOME

2009-01-28T10:16:00.000-08:00

Hello, I am Rob. I am a complete beginner. I am going to lead you guys through my apprentice days on this internet thing. This will be the first of 5 articles showing what’s happening to me, and I think it is good stuff. Actually you are already a week late. But don’t panic I will catch you up to speed quickly.
I was a no internet person. Well I had dial-up. And even an email address. And I checked my mail about once a month. My computer was always the best, to play games on, you see. And I was happy. I was even quite cocky about the knowledge I had on computers. You know, holding my own in a conversation.
Now I have always been an entrepreneur. Self employed. I am 48 years old and have only worked for a boss for about 5 years of that time. Phew. Truth be told I am really unemployable. To full of it, probably. My ability to earn an income has never been a problem. Staying with a small business idea and not getting bored once I see it working is a known issue. So what. I don’t really care enough.
Now here’s what happened. I have had a small manufacturing business for about 12 years, and in between I often run new investments or small work from home things. For myself and for friends. Last year I dedicated almost entirely to doing art. Yeah, real art. Hey and good stuff too. Which was fine until some collection of boneheads totally twisted the world’s economy on its head. Thanks guys.
No problem. I had switched to a full time internet connection in June, and was planning to work on tidying up my existing website. But now I found myself in the deep stuff in December. So easy - get an internet business. Hell it must be easy, right. A lot of fools that I know have good websites that do bring them in a lot of business. So I searched through all the ideas, opportunities, work from home, surveys, investments, businesses for sale, cash schemes you name it. And there were so many. Now here was a challenge.
I searched all the sites, thought up new words to search under, like passive income. Ha-ha, what a joke, I now know that many thousands of people use those exact words to search every day. Silly me. Still no problem. Free offers are scary, words like financial or advertising remind me of accountants and tax people, so boo to those. But I knew that I couldn’t really trust anybody, and would have to learn the hard way, which is usually the most fun anyway.
So I jumped in and bought my first e-book. This was a week ago. Yeah, and then my second. And then I hit the jackpot. I got one that I am so impressed with.
Wow it feels like a year ago. And I was a different person then. Better or worse? Who cares? And so the sorry story of my learning and computer education has begun. And hence this rambling tale of exhaustion unfolds. And before you start to mutter and moan, yes I have started to be taught how to do these serious article letter things. And of course I know that this is all confusing and wrongly laid out. I still don’t care enough. But it is your fault guys. I have been sitting in front of the nasty keyboard thing for 7 days, well actually 8, not getting any sleep. And every minute I discover that I know nothing at all. How the hell did I get to be this old and be so dumb? And as I realize what something does, so I also find out that there is more. Ack. And more. And things called html. What the dickens is html. Why can’t you give it a name? Bah!
I think I am going to go now, as it looks like my language is deteriorating fast. You will have to wait for my next article thing to see how and why I am going nuts.
But I am not so stupid as to not leave a link to that site that was is and always be the jackpot site. Well I hope the link thing works. Maybe if it doesn’t, one of you more cleverer types can find me and explain.http://androb.thebestbizreview.com/