Monday, February 2, 2009

my hammock world

when you spend a large amount of your time defying gravity in a hammock, it is no wonder your thoughts swing back and forth.i have decided to cart the horse put to before, in a manner of speaking, or if you prefer, tackies the by the cat grab! got it? I'm glad as most of the time i don't. what it means is i am going to redo my website. that is the one about hammocks. i have actually got about 25 websites, but it is the hammock one i am talking about.but i can't do it now. it is going to take about 2 weeks, sorry. (because it is hard for an old school type like me to do that- that's why!) when it does change there will be less stuff on the site. well think about it, some of those tables and chairs are a lot of work to make, and are definitely not as soft to sit in as the hammocks.but the hammock range is going to increase. there will be dog hammocks, cat hammocks, dog car hammocks, baby hammocks and skinny hammocks and huge hammocks, also heavy hammocks - aah you know what i mean.this blogger place just did a thing that i love. i did a spell check, 'cause i have to. but normally spellchecks are very rude to me, going on and on about fragmented sentences and stuff. and it is not nice you see, because that is how i think. (think is of course used loosely).so if you arrived here looking to buy a hammock, that is good, but---- a warning. the link to the site works, great. the site works too, but some of the things on the site i will refuse to do. how silly is that.so the best advice is look at it all, but wait until you have e-mailed me before you tell anybody that you are going to order that "brilliant-looking-chair-thing" you saw on my site. even though all my stuff is brilliant. i promise.So just to add to this and probably repeat myself, there is a chair on my website called a land chair. And it is my best seller, and I know that you have never heard of a “land chair”. Come and see. A warning though, it does encourage you to drink more alcohol. For the benefit of those of you in faraway lands, the normal retail price of these is about two hundred and fifty dollars (south African rands to us) and that is a bargain.
Hey, here is some news, my dog hammock costs about twenty dollars, and is about half the price of one in the united kingdom. So what I need you all to do is get in a line, show me the money, and I will rush outside and start to build you all some beautiful dog hammocks. Just kidding, get yourself a dog first!
OK, i have had enough for today.look at the pics,sing the songs,etc,i will be back.yeah!
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